Posted 4 hours ago

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

Posted 11 hours ago
3AM: the time to miss people who don’t miss you.
Ten Word Story #11 - Ming D. Liu (via mingdliu)
Posted 11 hours ago

Sometimes when you take a chance and take the plunge you hit nothing but rocks.

Posted 11 hours ago

Yep. I fucked up.
Probably rly badly.
I’m a god damn disease.

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

onlyvalkubus:

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

I’m just gonna leave this here…

While both male and female platypuses are born with ankle spurs, only the male’s spurs produce venom […] Although powerful enough to kill smaller animals such as dogs, the venom is not lethal to humans, but the pain is so excruciating that the victim may be incapacitated

Posted 18 hours ago
discovers:

naw :’)

discovers:

naw :’)

(Source: pohyb)

Posted 19 hours ago

supershrug:

I was sitting around a hotel and I was like: ‘Yo man, there’s a midnight screening. This is my first Marvel movie, Ima go say what’s up to people!

Uh… Dis boy fool

(Source: porthoses)

Posted 1 day ago
There isn’t a single part on a woman that is not worth kissing.
Junsei/Synn (via mastersynn)
Posted 1 day ago

kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

Posted 1 day ago

End of the party. Last call kids.

Posted 1 day ago

panda-valentine:

Just a bunny licking a window. You know how it goes.

Posted 1 day ago
I’d rather be in your bed.
6 word story (via rhymez)

(Source: fragmentallygirl)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

I can only handle so much country music. Several friends opted out of coming. Fucking jerks.